| 1 | Novocaine For The Soul (Live From Hell) |
| 2 | Fucker |
| 3 | My Beloved Monster (Live From Tennessee) |
| 4 | Dog's Life |
| 5 | Susan's Apartment |
| 6 | Manchester Girl (BBC) |
| 7 | Flower (BBC) |
| 8 | My Beloved Mad Monster Party (BBC) |
| 9 | Animal |
| 10 | Stepmother |
| 11 | Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas |
| 12 | Your Lucky Day In Hell (Michael Simpson Remix)* |
| 13 | Altar Boy |
| 14 | Novocaine For The Soul (Moog Cookbook Remix) |
| 15 | If I Was Your Girlfriend (Live)* |
| 16 | Bad News |
| 17 | Funeral Parlor |
| 18 | Hospital Food (BBC) |
| 19 | Open The Door (BBC) |
| 20 | Birdgirl On A Cell Phone |
| 21 | Vice President Fruitley |
| 22 | My Beloved Monstrosity |
| 23 | Dark End Of The Street (Live)* |
| 24 | The Cheater's Guide To Your Heart (Live)* |
| 25 | Useless Trinkets* |
| 26 | Mr. E's Beautiful Remix |
| 27 | Souljacker Part I (Alternate Version)* |
| 28 | Dog Faced Boy (Alternate Version)* |
| 29 | Jennifer Eccles |
| 30 | Rotten World Blues |
| 31 | Can't Help Falling In Love |
| 32 | Christmas Is Going To The Dogs |
| 33 | Mighty Fine Blues |
| 34 | Eyes Down |
| 35 | Skywriting |
| 36 | Taking A Bath In Rust |
| 37 | Estranged Friends* |
| 38 | Her |
| 39 | Waltz Of The Naked Clowns |
| 40 | I Like Birds (Live)* |
| 41 | Sad Foot Sign |
| 42 | Living Life |
| 43 | The Bright Side |
| 44 | After The Operation |
| 45 | Jelly Dancers |
| 46 | I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man (Live At Town Hall) |
| 47 | Mr. E's Beautiful Blues (Live At Town Hall) |
| 48 | I Want To Protect You* |
| 49 | I Put A Spell On You (Live)* |
| 50 | Saw A Ufo* |
| 51 | Saturday Morning |
| 52 | Eyes Down |
| 53 | My Beloved Monster |
| 54 | A Magic World |
| 55 | Not Ready Yet |
| 56 | Souljacker part I*previously unreleased |
Highlights within the 50 CD tracks EELS USELESS TRINKETS: B-SIDES, SOUNDTRACKS, RARITIES AND UNRELEASED 1996-2006 are longtime concert favorite "Living Life" fromthe Daniel Johnston tribute album, the previously unreleased 2006 cover of Screamin' Jay Hawkins' "I Put A Spell On You" and other covers including James Carr's "Dark End of The Street" and Prince's "If I Was Your Girlfriend." USELESS TRINKETS also includes a large handful of BBC performances, unique live versions of "Novocaine For The Soul" and "My Beloved Monster," tracks from films - The End Of Violence, Holes, Levity and How The Grinch Stole Christmas andmany previously unreleased tracks including the original collections title track which frontman Everett performs backed by a 28 piece orchestra. The DVD features six performances fromthe EELS'Lollapalooza 2006 performance, including a gospel rave-up take on "My Beloved Monster" and a high octane rumble through "Souljacker part I."
