for Christmas is... Jews I wont ask for much this Christmas I dont even wish for snow Just want a Jew who runs show business Speilberg, Stiller Ari Gold I will make a list and send it Of my choices for St. Nick Seinfeld, Zach Braff and Jon Stewart Are the boys with a big schtick. Cause I just want them here tonight Holding on to me so tight Ill take Zac Efron too all I want for Christmas is Jews. Menorah lights are shining So brightly everywhere And the big box office Makes Jews ...