A musical number from "A Bit of Fry & Laurie."Gotta love Hugh's lisp.Lyrics (as I hear them...):She's got eyes like diamonds,Hair like twisted gold.When she looks up to me,I feel my blood run coldNow, I don't care if people laugh(A-ha)I'm in love with Steffi GrafI watched her all last summer;I watched her every dayShe knew that I was with her,She didn't have to sayShe can run, but she can't hideShe knows I feel deep down inside..That Steffi is an angelBut she folds her wingsAnd walks like you and meShe's extremely good at tennisOn any kind of surface there might beClay or grassShe'll flay your assAnd when she hits that topspin second serveI think I know the meaning of loveEastbourne never was a favoriteThe outside courts were dampShe had a hamstring problemAnd recurring muscle crampBut she dug deep and won it just the sameMy angel never lost a service gameBut now, a shadow in the distanceA girl with ponytailsSixteen and full of hungerThe end of Steffi's trailI can't wait for her defeatI fetch a knife and take my seat'Cause Steffi is a goddessMy love for her, it knows no boundsI'd kill to make her happy,Or just to get her through the early roundsKill or maimIt's just a gameBut if I had another life, I'd choseTo come back as one of Steffi's shoes'Cause Steffi is an angelBut she folds her wingsAnd walks like you and me
