can too. You've heard it from the canine's mouth, The country's changed, that is except the South, and you'll agree No one really knows, my dear lady friend Just quite how it all will end So hurry, 'cause you've got a lot to see. The baldness gene was cause for dread But that's a fear that you can put to bed They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head You've got a lot to see. The PC-age has moved the bar, A word like "redneck" is a step too far. The proper term is "country music star" ...