her bulging triceps, flat bottom, square hip to waist to ratio and six pack just didn't cut it and we hated her for trying to hijack Marilyn's mythic legacy. Even British Vogue committed the mortal sin of comparing the rail thin Christy Turlington to "a young Sophia Loren," an act that would surely send them to hell, we all mused. Quickly seeing through the clever clothing tricks and PR hype, we knew all of these wannabees were about as close to Monroe, Loren, and Bardot as New Kids On ...