called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because she is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear that Santa's only s'pose to come once year Now i buy whores Rock n roll and i stuff their stockings with my north pole I had a wonderful life With a healthy household and a beautiful wife and a pot full of gold then my wife spent my riches all by herself and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf now i ...