A song about well-known people who have names who sound like (mostly) verbs, with illustrations.Lyrics:Ever since I bought my trusty cameraI've always carried it around with meAnd taken every chance I've been presentedTo photograph lots of celebritiesI've noticed that a pattern has been formingOne's name can dictate one's activityAnd now if you'll give your attentionSome examples I will mentionTo prove my theory... of nominative determinacyDouglas Hurd and Roger Waters, Jeremy Irons and Alan BatesBarry Took and Gracie Fields, Lynn Faulds Wood and Tom WaitsBrook Shields and Axl Rose, Karl Marx and Ryan Stiles,Tony Hawks, Ralph Fiennes and then Wayne SleepAnd Samuel PepysCamilla Parker Bowles, George Wendt, Hugo Weaving and Jane LeevesLisa Kudrow, Michael Fish, and Brian May and Jimmy GreavesBrian Cant and Imran Khan and Jennifer and Elaine PageAndrew Sachs, Guy Fawkes and Michael StipeAnd Wesley SnipesIan and Geoffrey Rush and James and Gordon BrownJohn and Emma Peel and Pam AyresHarrison and Anna Ford, Katie and Vincent Price,Prunella Scales, Cherie and Tony BlairI think you'll see the truth of my assertionYou only need to examine the factsSo here, I have for your enthrallmentThis, my very last instalmentTo show that what you're called can truly influence your actsBarbara Windsor, J. K. Rowling, Joseph Haydn, Philip FranksDavid Ogden Stiers, Fred Durst, Elijah Wood and Tony BanksTed Danson, Russell Grant, Noel Coward, Ryan GiggsGeorge Lazenby, Pete Burns, Virginia WadeAnd Michael GradeLeo Tolstoy, Clement Freud, David Frost and Ricky LakeJeff Bridges, Drew Barrymore, Reese Witherspoon, Jeremy SpakeStevie Nicks and Una Stubbs, Vanessa Feltz and Tom CruiseRobert Winston, Ringo Starr and Michael StipeAnd Wesley SnipesWilliam ShakespeareAnd Wesley SnipesPrinceAnd Wesley SnipesJohann Sebastian and Carl Philip Emmanuel BachAnd Wesley SnipesPS Francis Bacon
