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 | "Minnesota Gurls" Music Video Become a fan on Facebook! www.facebook.com Somebody had to do it. Minnesota's response to Katy Perry's "California Gurls" by Dime and Peppimoo ft. Cookie and Twizzler. Appearances by Dizzay, Marf and Paperboy. Download this song! www.zshare.net LYRICS: Dime: I know a place, with summer, winter, spring and autumn. Ten thousand lakes, finding a beach is not a problem. Chewing lutefisk, lying underneath the pine trees. Lumberjacks, bust their axe, trying to creep a little sneak peek (at us) Bridge (Peppimoo): You can travel the world, but nothing comes close to a Grain Belt toast. Once you angle with us, you'll be falling in love. Chorus: Minnesota gurls we're unforgettable, waterproof boots with flannel on top. Wind chaffed skin will turn your legs to popsicles, ooooo. Minnesota gurls, our spam is fryable, farm fresh fun, we're working every block. Midwest represent now zip your jackets up. ooooooo. Dime: Stars in the sky, instead of only on the sidewalks. We jam, in our van. Prince is on the stereo. BRIDGE CHORUS Cookie: Spray on tan, now we ready. Need a shovel this snow is heavy. Uf dah, the big midwest. These are the girls I love the best. I met her at Lake Wobegon. 34 degrees, but no coat was on. She's a hometown girl. We went to Valleyfair, did the Tilt-a-Wirl. On to Mall of America, California dude would you please stop starin brah? Or keep on staring on to Target Field. Ask Joe Mauer, these 'burns are real. Outside ball, we're hangin' out, We'll play through hail ... |
 | Joe Mauer Joe Mauer & Hall of Famer hitter Paul Molitor of the Milwaukee Brewers, Toronto Blue Jays and Minnesota Twins provides hitting tips in this instructional video that accompanies American League batting champ and Minnesota Twins' starting catcher Joe Mauer's Quickswing baseball batting training aid. You did not find this video by accident. It was optimized for search and marketed online by David Erickson, who blogs at his eStrategy Internet Marketing Blog (e-StrategyBlog.com ); you can follow David on Twitter at http or subscribe to his YouTube channel: youtube.com |
 | MLB 2K9 SUCKS! It wouldn't let me run back through the whole play, but there was one out, Damon was on third, and I had Jeter caught in between second and third. The most I could get was when I turned Jeter back towards third, and he did some kind of wierd-ass belly flop right in the middle of the base line. So I just figured, ah screw it, I'm gunna send everyone home. So Damon heads home, Jeter rounds third to follow, the throw to home was in planty of time and Damon barrels of Joe Mauer who holds on to the ball for the second out, then all Jeter's gotta do it step on home plate for another run!........But apparently Jeter was really pissed off at Mark Teixeira about something (maybe he plowed Jeters girl, i dunno) and decided to run head first into him instead of scoring another run. By the way this play was a double steal, so Teixeira was just the batter there, and he stepped out of the box, so that's why he was there. But I have know idea why A-Rod was sliding around in the background, he was on deck, so I have no idea......You can see him in one frame of the video before I pointed him out, he's just sliding around on the Twins logo behind home plate, and then falls into some kind of invisible black hole on the 'S' in 'Twins'. Yeah, that pretty much sums up MLB 2K9, but I (like many baseball fans who own a 360) have to deal with it. I'd definately buy MLB 09: The Show if it were available on the 360 (even if there is a Red Sox player on the Cover.....) |
 | Empire State of Mind Parody - Minnesota State of Mind (Spoof / Parody) A TheAfternoonDLight spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys song Empire State of Mind, Minnesota version... The glasses are suppose to look like the glasses Jay-Z wears and the hand symbol is the icon of roc-a-fella, Jay-Z's brand/label. Rate, Comment, Subscribe! And fan us on Facebook! - www.facebook.com ALBUM- www.cdbaby.com itunes.apple.com Twitter - @DubAMusic , @DNaveMusic Download the mp3 here! - www.mediafire.com Lyrics: (not sure why it has big spaces in between) Yeah, yeah Im up in MN, city of St. Cloud We border Canada, for that I am proud East of the Dakotas, dont hate the north state Thank us for Scotch tape, home of ten thousand lakes The capital is St. Paul, hangin at the state fair (feet are cold!) The worlds largest twine ball, breathing in the cold air Fishin for that eel pout, huntin for that deer meat You can catch the farmers when they harvest that whole grain wheat Down W. Germain Street, all black grand prix Turnin up the heat, and slide in the fresh CD Neat, got it at Best Buy, Minnesota loves prince Why do you steal CDs?, I only had four cents Snows fallin from the sky, sky, normal snow flurry See you slide by, you hit a patch of black ice May we, give a shout out, yeah you know who we be You can tell from our lyrics that we are TheAfternoonDLight In Minnesota, frozen tundra that we are fond of Theres nothing you cant do, in Minnesota These lakes will make you feel brand new Big trees will inspire you, life in Minnesota -Sota, -sota (I love the cold ... |
 | Head & Shoulders - Joe Mauer and Troy Polamalu Minnesota Twins' Joe Mauer takes a jab at his fellow hair teammate, NFL's Associated Press Defensive Player of the Year Troy Polamalu, in their latest ad for www.headandshoulders.com. |
 | Joe Mauer- This is SportsCenter Joe Mauer Scott Van Pelt try to find something to talk about. |
 | Joe Mauer's Quick Swing Baseball Batting Training Aid This commercial features Minnesota Twins catcher and American League Batting Champion Joe Mauer, and Hall of Fame hitter Paul Molitor demonstrating the Quickswing batting training aid. This hitting training equipment was invented by Joe Mauer's father to help his kids get their practice swings indoors during Minnesota's long winter months. It helped Joe Mauer develop that short, compact, quick swing. You did not find this video by accident. It was optimized for search and marketed online by David Erickson, who blogs at his eStrategy Internet Marketing Blog (e-StrategyBlog.com ); you can follow David on Twitter at http or subscribe to his YouTube channel: youtube.com |
 | This Is SportsCenter: Joe Mauer Scott Van Pelt has lunch with Minnesota Twins star Joe Mauer, but Scott can't get anything right when talking to a true Minnesotan. |
 | MLB 10: The Show Commercial PS3 HD MLB 10: The Show Commercial HD PS3 Playstation 3 Joe Mauer & Kevin Butler VP PS3 Softball Team |
 | Joe Mauer Swing The swing of Joe Mauer with different speeds. Mauer won the 2009 American League MVP award |
