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 | Frozen Stupid starring Ernest Borgnine movie trailer # Comedy -- 102 minutes# Synopsis: Tony Norgard (Joey Albright) really wants to go ice fishing. To avoid going to his mother-in-law's birthday party, Tony feigns being ill and sneaks off after his wife leaves. But Tony's day is plagued by odd occurrences that range from ruining his wife's car to battling with a giant finger-eating pike to having his truck fall through the ice. It is the tale of a cantankerous father (Ernest Borgnine) and his bumbling, but well-meaning son who share a joyous obsession for the age old art of ice fishing.# Starring: Ernest Borgnine (Marty, Poseidon Adventure, Dirty Dozen, McHales's Navy, SpongeBob Squarepants), Joey Albright (Escanaba in da Moonlight, Barn Red), and Kimberly Norris Guerrero (Hidalgo, Seinfeld, Northern Exposure)# Directed by: Rich Brauer (Escanaba in da Moonlight)# Screenplay by: Rich Brauer# Production Company: Brauer Productions, Inc.# Notes: Family Approved by the Dove Foundation |  | McHale's Navy - Ernest Borgnine Interview (1984) McHale's Navy - Ernest Borgnine Interview (1984). |  | Ernest Borgnine on the Bus Here's the first ten minutes of my road trip documentary called ERNEST BORGNINE ON THE BUS, shot in 1995, and released on Good Times Home Video. Long out of print, I have to buy vhs copies on Ebay. But sometime soon, I hope to have the full 50 minute version on DVD. JUST IN: click here to watch the full 50 minute version if you have the time http://www.planetkrulik.com/borgnine.htmWe were originally going to make a tv series called ERNEST BORGNINE ON TOUR since Ernie traveled in a bus not unlike one that'd carry a rock band. And Ernie actually drove it! It was going to be part road trip, part real people meet and greet, and part showbiz memory lane, but we were too early for the reality tv craze. Wotta shame. Produced and Directed by Jeff Krulik. Co-Created by Brendan Conway. Ernest Borgnine was a blast to work with, and I'm so glad he's still acting. His autobiography comes out in July. The title was originally called I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE, I JUST WANT TO KEEP MY NUTS WARM (no joke!), but the marketing powers that be prevailed. It's now just called ERNIE.BORGNINE FORCED TO CHANGE BOOK TITLEPosted in: Entertainment ? PR-inside Entertainment NewsMovie veteran ERNEST BORGNINE was forced to change the name of his upcoming biography after publishers balked at his crude title.The Oscar-winning Marty star suggested a title that he picked up from a New York nut vendor at the beginning of career - and adopted as his lifelong motto.But publishers feared he'd offend too many people with the quirky title.He explains, "It was I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire, I Just Want To Keep My Nuts Warm. The book people said if you use that title in the Midwest (America), the people won't buy it because they're Bible people, so they made it just Ernie."The way that title came about was I was walking down 10th Avenue in New York City in a chilly November cursing myself that I couldn't get any work."The only one working was Charlton Heston because he was a good looking guy and I'm bemoaning my fate as suddenly I smell hot chestnuts from a street vendor. I got closer to smell the chestnuts because I couldn't afford to buy them and I saw the sign on the vendor's cart."That became my philosophy on life and the title of my book." Ernie will hit bookstores in August (08).From the Army Archerd Archive/VARIETYBy ARMY ARCHERD, Thurs., Dec. 20, 2007, 8:48pm PTGOOD MORNING and congratulations Oscar (and Daily Variety poll) winners ... Nomination for the most excited man in the theatre went to Burt Lancaster who nearly did a full flip each time a "Marty" winner was announced. Kim Novak, who made one of the last of the grand entrances, would have won the cleavage award if there was one ... Most emotional winner was Ernest Borgnine, who thanked his mother, father and lovely wife for their support of his acting career. And on the next morning (March 23): "Marty's" Party: H-L (Hecht-Lancaster) coulda won another award Wednesday night for the best party of the season. Their Crystal Room-Beverly Hills Hotel post-Academy romp was something a Bronx butcher dreams about. Even Bernie Richards augmented his combo from three to eight musicians. Jack Benny didn't waste any time when dancing with Kim Novak ... Borgnine was so happy, he was even dancing the rumba with his mother-in-law. Mr. B. has a piece of "Marty." That, it seems, must be a choice cut ... (2007 Update: Ernie is now savoring the success of his performance in Hallmark's "A Grandpa For Christmas" which garnered him a Golden Globe nomination (he won a Globe for "Marty"). He will be 91 Jan. 24 and tells me "The minute the Writers Guild strike is over, I'm going back to work. I'm now again 'Mr. Borgnine'." He now tells me he never got "a piece" of "Marty." "I got a seven-year contract with H-L and they wanted to put me in small parts -- one of them was in 'Sweet Smell of Success' with Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis. I refused and took a suspension -- and paid them off -- to get out of my contract. All I got for 'Marty' was $5,000." He's writing his autobiography for release (by Kensington) in October. The title: "I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire -- I Just Want To Keep My Nuts Warm." The title, he laughs, is inspired by his own life, standing in front of a chestnut vendor on Fifth Avenue on a cold, wintry, hungry day 50 years ago.) |  | Ernest Borgnine reveals the secret of life Fox & Friends. |  | Ernest Borgnine Explains The Key To Staying Young! MASTURBATION! http://cspanjunkie.org/August 14, 2008 News Corp masturbate |  | ernest borgnine ernest borgnine very funny statement he made on fox news. Of course it had to be uploaded. I watch this show every morning from 6am to 9am and I couldn't believe what I heard. But what do you expect from someone who is 91 years old..I couldn't stop laughing. It sure had made my day. |  | ERNEST BORGNINE - Secret to Old Age ERNEST BORGNINE - Secret to Old Age on FOX & Friends |  | Ernest Borgnine Talks About Masturbation Watch more at http://www.theyoungturks.com |  | Squarepusher - Theme From Ernest Borgnine It's about time someone put this masterpiece on here. Album "Feed Me Weird Things" Music by Tom Jenkinson Copyright (c) 1996 Rephlex Records |  | Ernest Borgnine's Secret To Longevity as Told On Fox News Ernest Borgnine was on Fox and Friends 8/14/08 and reveals the secret to his healthy life. The secret to his longevity: Masterbation. |
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