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 | My Balls - (Your Favorite Martian music video) DOWNLOAD THE MP3: tinyurl.com Lyrics by Ray Johnson Beat by Mixscape ***LYRICS***Girl, I know you left me, but there was something I forgot to show you. Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up. It's been a while since we last spoke, but I need another chance. Can you give me that? 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back. I wanna be your man again, But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston. And I know you said you'd never call, But girl, you ain't seen my balls. You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. (repeat) My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started. They're so damn big. How big are they? They're so big. It's really obnoxious. It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers. They're so big. I can't hold 'em back. Even Cartman's like, man those are fat. They're so big. They're run over your feet. That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep. And how can I be subtle, when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy. In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel. I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back, 'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act. You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. (repeat) My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin', but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean. And when the sun's right, it might cause A total solar eclipse of my balls. 'Cause these things are where it's happenin ... |
 | Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 4: Kitana & Mileena (Part 1) www.youtube.com Click here to watch Mortal Kombat: Legacy Ep 3! Series Description Mortal Kombat: Legacy brings to life the complex and rich history of the gaming world of MORTAL KOMBAT. Shao Kahn and Shang Tsung are obsessed with reigning over various realms (parallel universes) and the winners of Mortal Kombat competitions are granted supreme control over these worlds. The Earthrealm (Earth) is an unconscious participant in this competition and only a few select humans understand the consequences of losing Mortal Kombat and what it will mean to Earth. In a universe with powerful evil sorcerers, cyborgs, Gods and movie stars, this Mortal Kombat digital media series drives a cohesive understanding of what this Universe is all about. Episode 4: "Kitana & Mileena (Part 1)" Beautiful, athletic, and trained as highly skilled assassins, Kitana and Mileena have grown up thinking that they are sisters. Shao Kahn, Emperor of the Outworld, has tricked Shang Tsung into becoming his servant for Mortal Kombat by making him clone Mileena as a Tarkatan clone of Kitana, out of Shao Kahn's fear that Kitana wouldn't love him enough if she ever found out the truth about her Mother and Father. Directed by Kevin Tancharoen Written by Todd Helbing & Aaron Helbing Produced by Kevin Tancharoen, Lance Sloane, Tim Carter CAST Shao Khan..............................................................ALEKS PAUNOVIC Kitana.....................................................................SAMANTHA ... |
 | Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 5: Kitana & Mileena (Part 2) www.youtube.com Click here to watch Mortal Kombat: Legacy Ep 4! Series Description Mortal Kombat: Legacy brings to life the complex and rich history of the gaming world of MORTAL KOMBAT. Shao Kahn and Shang Tsung are obsessed with reigning over various realms (parallel universes) and the winners of Mortal Kombat competitions are granted supreme control over these worlds. The Earthrealm (Earth) is an unconscious participant in this competition and only a few select humans understand the consequences of losing Mortal Kombat and what it will mean to Earth. In a universe with powerful evil sorcerers, cyborgs, Gods and movie stars, this Mortal Kombat digital media series drives a cohesive understanding of what this Universe is all about. Episode 5: "Kitana & Mileena (Part 2)" Kitana and Mileena have grown up thinking that they are sisters, yet have grown apart over the years. Despite Mileena's growing resentment towards Kitana, Shao Kahn uses them to destroy all who threaten his rule. But when they come upon King Jerrod on one of their missions, they finally learn the truth about their Mother and Father, and Kitana looks to plot her revenge against Shao Kahn. Directed by Kevin Tancharoen Written by Todd Helbing & Aaron Helbing Produced by Kevin Tancharoen, Lance Sloane, Tim Carter CAST Shao Khan............................................ALEKS PAUNOVIC Kitana...................................................SAMANTHA TJHIA Mileena ... |
 | Fast Five Vin Diesel introduces Official Teaser in Spanglish fastfivemovie.com With a Spanglish greeting and farewell recorded in Rio de Janeiro especially for the Hispanic audience, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker present the teaser trailer for FAST FIVE. Con un saludo y despedida grabado en Rio de Janeiro especialmente para el mercado Hispano, Vin Diesel y Paul Walker les presenta el avance de FAST FIVE. ------------------------------------------------------ Vin Diesel y Paul Walker dirigen una reunión de todas las estrellas de cada capítulo de la franquicia explosiva en la nueva pelicula FAST FIVE. En esta edicion, el ex-policía Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) se ajunta con el ex-convicto Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) en el lado opuesto de la ley. Dwayne Johnson se une a los favoritos Jordana Brewster, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Tyrese Gibson, Kang Sung, Gal Gadot, Matt Schulze, Tego Calderón y Don Omar que regresan para esta carrera de alto riesgo. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker lead a reunion of returning all-stars from every chapter of the explosive franchise built on speed in Fast Five. In this installment, former cop Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) partners with ex-con Dom Toretto (Vin Diesel) on the opposite side of the law. Dwayne Johnson joins returning favorites Jordana Brewster, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Tyrese Gibson, Sung Kang, Gal Gadot, Matt Schulze, Tego Calderon and Don Omar for this ultimate high-stakes race. Release Date April 29, 2011 Genre: Action-Thriller Cast: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Chris ... |
 | ORPHAN TEARS featuring Wax - (Your Favorite Martian music video) DOWNLOAD THE MP3: bit.ly Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson, Wax, and Big Rob bit.ly Beat By Ray Johnson ***SONG LYRICS*** It was a weekend, and you can't stop Us from going to the local dance spot. Instead of drinking imported beers, Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears. We popped the top. We know what was in it. Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it. Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic. I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget. Then the room filled with colors and shapes, And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes. Oh snap! And what made it worse Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf. Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass. He passed some gas and it snapped in half. Yo Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair. Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus. I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick. These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip. Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are. Cry directly in this jar. I will drink it at the bar. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before. I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor. (DeeJay falls asleep and snores) I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!" He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody. I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow ... |
 | Zombie Love Song - (Your Favorite Martian music video) DOWNLOAD THE MP3: tinyurl.com Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson bit.ly Produced by Atomic Beats bit.ly ***LYRICS*** You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around. It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town. And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly, But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie. I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside. What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm. You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm. Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true, But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it. Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet That I've got an appetite for human flesh. I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. Cause I fell in love with you and I'm Undead but you make me feel alive. And when I chase you through the graveyard ... |
 | The Unofficial Smithers Love Song - (Your Favorite Martian music video) DOWNLOAD THE MP3: tinyurl.com **NOTE** Yes, that familiar progression you're hearing is Pachelbel's Canon played in E. It's commonly used as a wedding song. Get it? :) Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson bit.ly Beat By Ray Johnson and Velcro Love Party ***LYRICS*** Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl. Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him? You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important Instead of running away, you should move in toward him. But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign. We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to Say there's no way anyone else would date you. Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy? All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man. We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking. You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin. You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time. And while relationships have their twists and turns, You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns. So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy, And you can ... |
 | Eric Johnson - Cliffs of Dover (Studio Version) Eric Johnson - Cliffs of Dover i don't have a live video, so i uploaded the song in the best quality i could. |
 | Tim McGraw: Don't take the girl - music video (lyrics in description) Read this comment I found about this video: "Nineteen days ago I lost my fiance to heart problems. Having listened to this song (after a very long period of time - since it was released) all I could think of was how could this happen to him? He left behind two young sons whose mother also passed less than two years ago. The oldest son was the one who found both his parents after they passed. I ask that everyone who reads this to pray for Will and Dylan. We never know what God has planned for each of us and Dylan is a special needs child. These boys need all? the prayers they can get - answered in a positive light. Thanks to all of you who may take me up on saying prayers for them. lynn" GUITAR TABS: www.ultimate-guitar.com LYRICS: Johnny's daddy was taking him fishin' When he was eight years old A little girl came through the front gate holdin' a fishing pole His dad looked down and smiled said, "We can't leave her behind Son I know you don't want her to go, but someday you'll change your mind." And johnny said, "Take Jimmy Johnson, take Tommy Thompson, take my best friend Bo Take anybody that you want as long as she don't go Take any boy in the world Daddy please dont take the girl." Same old boy, Same sweet girl, Ten years down the road He held her tight and kissed her lips In front of the picture show Stranger came and pulled a gun Grabbed her by the arm said "If you do what I tell you to, there wont be any harm." And johnny said, "Take my money, take my wallet, take ... |
 | Dad Life (Father's Day Opening 2010) Buy the Dad Life MP3 on iTunes! itunes.apple.com churchonthemove.com http Producer - Whitney George twitter.com Angie Woods twitter.com Director - Gary Hornstien twitter.com Chris Munch twitter.com Director of Photography - Corey Lack coreylackphotography.com Written by - Chris Munch, Whitney George Joshua Andersen http Andrew Dale twitter.com Roman Johnson twitter.com Adam Bush twitter.com Track recorded at - creativeaudiolab.com Track produced by - Andrew Dale, John Mitchell LYRICS Ha ha This is dad life It's how we live 24/7, 365 Check me Gas station glasses Don't care what the masses Think about me wit my sweet goatee I'm rockin' my Dockers With a cuff and a crease I got that St. John's Bay And a clip for my piece I look nice I got dozens of dollars And that's right It goes straight to my daughters and my wife I'm a miracle dad Makin' magic with the checkbook is a talent I have I roll hard in the yard With a 60-inch cut Zero turn radius My neighbors say what? They be drivin' by Peepin' my landscape Yo, these greens got nothin' on my manscape Hydrangeas (what), Begonias (naw) Crape Myrtle (tight), ornamental turtle! Hold up Is that a weed in my fescue? Aw naw, Round Up to the rescue It's the dad life, it's the dad life Take my daughty to the potty, it's the dad life (bringin' home the bacon) It's the dad life, it's the dad life Shootin' vids of the kids, it's the dad life Roll up to the splash pad, 10 AM My whole entourage Hops out the minivan We splishy splashy for an ... |
