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 | OBAMA SINGS KICK ASS SONG?!?! Obama declares his intent to kick somebody's ass, though determining the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single. Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise. original Today Show interview: today.msnbc.msn.com Produced by the Gregory Brothers: www.thegregorybrothers.com youtube www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics: I talk to the experts So I know whose ass to kick So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick So I--So I know whose ass to kick You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears, gets you frustrated There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated I would love to vent--I would love to shout and holler But my main job is to solve the problem This happens and turns out they've had no idea what they're doin We've just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we're gonna get through it People, they're upset and they have every right to be The best possible service from me is ass-KICKin If it's the last thing I do, I'ma kick BP's ass This is gonna be a very, very difficult task Chorus Mr. T / Expert Chuck Norris / Expert Bruce Lee / Expert Bruce Willis / Expert Betty White / Expert Al Pacino / Expert Tinky Winky...............Expert Jack Bauer / Expert Jackie Chan / Expert Darth Vader / Expert Peter Pan / Expert Genghis Khan / Expert Batman / Expert THE LOLLIPOP GUIIIIIIIIILD / Ya ... |
 | ORPHAN TEARS featuring Wax - (Your Favorite Martian music video) DOWNLOAD THE MP3: bit.ly Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson, Wax, and Big Rob bit.ly Beat By Ray Johnson ***SONG LYRICS*** It was a weekend, and you can't stop Us from going to the local dance spot. Instead of drinking imported beers, Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears. We popped the top. We know what was in it. Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it. Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic. I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget. Then the room filled with colors and shapes, And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes. Oh snap! And what made it worse Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf. Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass. He passed some gas and it snapped in half. Yo Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair. Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus. I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick. These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip. Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are. Cry directly in this jar. I will drink it at the bar. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before. I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor. (DeeJay falls asleep and snores) I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!" He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody. I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow ... |
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 | Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3 Tweet this vi-dee-oh! clicktotweet.com Download this song: bit.ly Hi, my name is Nice Peter, and this is the 3rd installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History. This video could not have been possible without the support of my subscribers, and without the help of several other talented people. Special thanks to them, and to you. Crew: Beat Produced By: MrFlamez www.youtube.com Directed and Edited by: Dave McCary www.youtube.com Director of Photography: Jon Na www.youtube.com First Assistant Editor: Mike Schroeder www.youtube.com Special Effects by: Geoff Yano Starring: Abe Lincoln: Nice Peter Chuck Norris: Lloyd Ahlquist Next Epic Rap Battle is coming in a few weeks. I make lots of funny songs, and a vlog every monday, you are welcome to hang out here until then. see you soon, -nice peter |
 | World of Warcraft TV Commercial: Chuck Norris - Hunter Chuck Norris didn't break a sweat filming the newest World of Warcraft television spot. Instead, he made the director cry and then cooled himself with the tears. Try World of Warcraft FREE at www.warcraft.com This World of Warcraft television commercial debuted on CBS during the first half of the Chargers-Bears NFL game Sunday, November 20, 2011. |
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 | huzkey - chuck norris tema de huzkey que pertenece a la maqueta "diario de un tonto rezien divorziao" os la podeis bajar en www.hhgroups.com Ahora vengo a hablaros de un hombre mu espezial, un hombre kes kapaz de hablar en braile, un hombre ke tu te pone zu foto de fondo de pantalla y no tentra ni un viru. Os voy a konta la historia del heroe mas grande, el es Chuck Norris, el kabron inigualable, para el kada testikulo es mas grande kel otro, si te mira a los ojos fihamente el te vuelve loko. Se komio tres filetes de dos kilos en una sentada, Chuck Norris puede desviar las balas kon la barba, al kuadrao de las Bermudas Chuck Norris le jodio una eskina, Chuck Norris kome peskao sin kitarle las espinas. Las lagrimas de Chuck Norris pueden kurar el kanzer, pero Chuck Norris no llora ni aunke ze muera su madre, en el mundo no existen espezies extinguidas, solo animales a los ke Chuck Norris permite seguir kon vida. Medikos no rekomiendan a Chuck Norris komo soluzion, estos medikos luego mueren sin explikazion, kuando rodaba Walker tomaba 14 trankilizantes de elefante, haber sino mataba a los aktores kontringantes. Jesukristo fue la segunda reenkarnazion de Chuck Norris, el kamino rapido al korazon son los puņos de Chuck Norris, kalienta agua kon rabia, muele kafe kon los dientes, si lava ropa en el mar los tsunamis matan a la gente. Una vez Chuck Norris dio a la zienzia seismil kadaveres, Chuck Norris no paga impuestos, manda foto haziendo karate, fumando desarrollo siete tipos de kanzer distinto ... |
 | KICKED BY A HORSE!! Guy gets owned by a horse, Your Grandpa likes to dress up in a diaper and tape it, and a kid has a temper tantrum. Plus, who would win-- Chuck Norris or Jesus? ********************* Equals Three t-shirts are here: districtlin.es Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com Follow me on DailyBooth: dailybooth.com *******************Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. Thanx: "Horse Kicks a Moron": www.youtube.com "Old Man in Diaper": www.youtube.com "Insane Kid Fights Mother": www.youtube.com *********************************** The Equals Three theme song "Doin' Your Mom" was written and performed by me. DOWNLOAD "Doin Your Mom Song" FOR FREE HERE: bit.ly |
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 | Nom Nom Nom Nom, Babies! - PIcture Song Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is a picture song. see you soon, - nice peter youtube.com/nicepeter youtube.com/nicepetertoo twiiter.com/nicepeter facebook.com/nicepeter chucknorris.com/areyoustillreadingthis? abelincoln.com/cool, that's awesome. |
